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He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE...

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, Ill be right back.
So theyre back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while
Shes standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, How much?

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job.
The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place.
Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert? The Bartender replys 5.
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her Sister, have you ever touched a penis?

His father thinking quickly said, Son, thats so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven.
She spent 5000 and felt really good about the results.
When his Dad came home Billy said, Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?

As Sandy put her hands in Jims pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room

And again, after a short pause, she simply says No.
Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
There was no one around, so the woman said, What the hell? and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says Sister, have you ever touched a penis? Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
St. Peter says Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted. and she did so.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, So. you finish? After a slight pause.

After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.

She said, Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.

Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted and she does so.
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